Top definition. Tear a new asshole unknown. An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. Assholes being an embarrassing body area.
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Why is this almost never discussed? We know about hemorrhoids. We know we could tear down there. We know there are degrees of tearing. But where are the real, down-and-dirty in-the-trenches butthole stories? I was talking with a friend about this last week. Why do we not talk about this literal shit?